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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:35 pm
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First I was like: Dude what ya looking at...

And then I lol'd

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27-11-10: Ahoy Rotterdam
22-11-16: Heineken Music Hall Amsterdam
01-07-25: Palais royal de Bruxelles/Paleizen Plein Brussel
Post Posted Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:03 pm
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"Look! Claude bit me...and that really hurts!!"
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:20 pm
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MEAN WHILE, AT A CELEBRITY AUCTION HOUSE IN FRANCE

Auctioner - "And who will start the bid on this rare priceless Ming Dynesty vase that Jean Michel Jarre is holding"

JMJ - "Oh sh*t!"


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"Francis. . . . . I've had another electric shock off your ARP"

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Anna - "He loves me. . . he loves me not. . . he loves me. . . he loves me not . . . Beejebbers, funny smell around here. It's not pig, it's not cow, it's not sheep. . . . it's bullsh**"

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JMJ - "F*** off!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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"Look interesting. Look to the side. Look distant. Look swarve. Look sofisticated. . . . . Hmmmm, really fancy a bag of Haribo"

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"Guess whose just chomped through an entire bag of Haribo?. . . ."

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JMJ - "Look, the joke is quite simple. . . . . Why did the chicken cross the road?"

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"I assure you I have not touched a single drop of alchohol"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:02 pm
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Excellent :looool:
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Post Posted Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:01 pm
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"Bum-bum-chicky-chicky-bum-bum-chicky-chicky-wah-wah-chicky-chicky-bum-bum-chicky-chicky-wah-wah-chicka-wah-wah-ticka-ticka-ticka-uh-uh-uh-bumpt-taaaaaa"

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"Welcome everyone for coming along too this special UNESCO - United Nations Electronic Synthesizer Collectors Organisation"

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"I see that cheeky chappy Jon is taking the p*ss out of me again over on the BlahBlahCafe"

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"Francis, I have told you before mate, you have been ripped off with that eBay item. There is no such thing as a 'Tenori-Off'. . . . "

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"When I said I would except a back hander from Anna, I was expecting a out-of-court divorce settlement fee, not a smack in the face"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:20 pm
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"and now the sound of the Citroen DS...it sounds like *brrrrrrrssshk-brrrrrrrrrh-kkkh-prrrrrr...*
...where're you all going?

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"Usually I'm deleting my web history before Anne borrow the lap-top. Last time I forgot."

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-"All this "hocus-pocus" just to toast some bread?"
-"Eh jah, but them broden pops out all by them selfs!"

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"Somehow the ocean/wind effects ran amok so we desided to add the real thing this time.
The tsunami should arrive in any minute now."

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They kicked me out on the street claiming that the sign at the back of my head was too much..."schnobs".

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"You must be joking. I asked for a pocket calculator."

:pwned:
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:21 pm
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JMJ: Listen Anne, I'm with MiVo now...
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Post Posted Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:36 pm
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JMJ: "Hello Evangelos! No, I haven't seen your precious CS80, and eet eez certainly nowhere near my stage!"

or

Reporter: "M. Jarre, there are certain sources that claim you knew of Francis Dreyfus' death two hours in advance!"
JMJ: "Who? Me? Eeeeehh... Someone must have meesunderstood me or somezing..."

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In Soviet Russia, picture looks at YOU!!

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JMJ: "What ze hell am I doeeng here, who am I zat I'm carryeeng her handbag and all..."

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JMJ: "Look, when I said I want to put a 32-voice polysynth eento a 19" rack, I meant I also want to be able to close ze rack again afterwards!"

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JMJ: "O hai! I'm just writeeng some critiques on my own albums for Amazon..."

or

JMJ: "Look, zees ees ze whole equipment I'm going to need for my 2011 tour!"

or

JMJ: "Xils 3? On stage? Me?"

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Looks like the Mozilla Foundation wasn't the highest bidder for ad space floating above Jean Michel's head.

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Interviewer: "Nice MPC there! Does it boot JJOS, too?"
JMJ: "Actually, eet boots JMJOS! JJOS eez just a Japanese rip-off, and Tetsuya Komuro eez behind eet!"
Interviewer: "And what do I see there in the background?"
JMJ: "Zat's ze world's one and only custom-made Two-Voice rack version! Eet's one of a kind, I keed you not, and eet was very complicated to make!"
From the Gate To The World, this is
(8Σ
Martman.
Post Posted Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:17 pm
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"I think they misheard me when I said I wanted to meet Oprah (Winfrey)"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:22 pm
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Martman wrote:JMJ: "Zat's ze world's one and only custom-made Two-Voice rack version! Eet's one of a kind, I keed you not, and eet was very complicated to make!"
FYI: That's two racked SEM-modules over there. It's not that uncommon and they were certainly not custom made for JMJ.
:mrgreen:
Post Posted Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:03 pm
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JMJ - "Ahhhh, but Mr Tung, if I were to compose a new peice of music for the opening of your new multi-media restaurant, would I have money deducted from my bill for the set-course meal that me and Francis had some time ago that Francis forgot to pay for when we left?"

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"Forget about HOW I got in here, I'm still trying to figure out how to get OUT. . . . I've been here for days"

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"I've dated AND married worse. . . . "

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JMJ - "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Francis - "Here we go AGAIN!"

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"I will release a studio album when I'm good and ready. . . I will tour America when I'm good and ready. . . I will actually stick to my words when I'm good and ready. . . "

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JMJ - "Those two diamond rings on that hand will be in my pocket in, 5,4,3,2,1. . . . "

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"This has to be the worst fruit machine I have ever played on"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:37 pm
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JMJ - ". . . . . and I can play a synthesizer with. . . . . . . one finger. Beat that Mr Eno"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:31 pm
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Well is it me or is Eno looking at JMJ like he's a foolish clown.. the facial expression of the bloke behind him doesn't help either.. :P
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Post Posted Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:49 pm
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Probably they're amazed how you can sputter your speach that badly from just a bottle of water. :pwned:
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:29 pm
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"Ok ol' buddy just a bit faster and you might be able catching up with mrs ARP2600 here... (stomping the beat with one foot)"

:robertdugenou:
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE







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