
JMJ: "Hello Evangelos! No, I haven't seen your precious CS80, and eet eez certainly nowhere near my stage!"
or
Reporter: "M. Jarre, there are certain sources that claim you knew of Francis Dreyfus' death two hours in advance!"
JMJ: "Who? Me? Eeeeehh... Someone must have meesunderstood me or somezing..."

In Soviet Russia, picture looks at YOU!!

JMJ: "What ze hell am I doeeng here, who am I zat I'm carryeeng her handbag and all..."

JMJ: "Look, when I said I want to put a 32-voice polysynth eento a 19" rack, I meant I also want to be able to close ze rack again afterwards!"

JMJ: "O hai! I'm just writeeng some critiques on my own albums for Amazon..."
or
JMJ: "Look, zees ees ze whole equipment I'm going to need for my 2011 tour!"
or
JMJ: "Xils 3? On stage? Me?"

Looks like the Mozilla Foundation wasn't the highest bidder for ad space floating above Jean Michel's head.

Interviewer: "Nice MPC there! Does it boot JJOS, too?"
JMJ: "Actually, eet boots JMJOS! JJOS eez just a Japanese rip-off, and Tetsuya Komuro eez behind eet!"
Interviewer: "And what do I see there in the background?"
JMJ: "Zat's ze world's one and only custom-made Two-Voice rack version! Eet's one of a kind, I keed you not, and eet was very complicated to make!"