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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:18 pm
Firecobra22


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lol @ every picture.
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Post Posted Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:06 pm
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:pwned: :pwned: Some of the great comic topics of this forum.......
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Post Posted Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:03 am
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ober- & überLOL, especially about the one with the number plate and of course the "Mr. Tung's Restaurant".....

I am sure we wanna hear / see / read more Mr. Tung's posts :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:
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Post Posted Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:49 pm
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JMJ is put infront of some of Mr Tungs family members, who also own restaurants, so they can get photographic evidence incase Jarre and his friends turn up at one of their's

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"Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

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(JMJ does his Ralf Harris impression "Can you tell what it is yet"

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Dreyfus - "You got a match?"
Jarre - "Yes, my arse, your face!"

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Jarre singing in his head "Ground control to Major Tom"

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Jarre - "Were all going on a summer holiday"

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"You need to do something about your nose hair Jean Michel!"

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Jarre - "As were on live TV, I can say to you now that I was totally unaware that the bill at Mr Tungs restaurant hadn't been paid"

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". . . and I would alos like to add, your food is of better standard."

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On Japanese television - "A photo fit image has been released of the man who never paid the bill at the well respected Mr Tungs restaurant. It is also rumoured that he ploted to have the trees chopped the Forbidden City. If you see this man, approach with extreme caution"

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Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, news soon spreads about the unpaid bill

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"Don't worry son, I'm sure Uncle Jarre has a good explanation!"

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Meanwhile, in Japan, Mr Tung gets his kamakazee pigeons ready to fool Mr Jarre when they appear in his new album video.

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. . . But Jarre already has a plan up his sleeve for when the kamakazee pigeons arrive
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:00 pm
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Mr Tungs family demonstrates at a recent Jarre concert

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Jarre - Whats this round black plastic looking thingy with a hole in the middle?"

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"Let me run it by you one more time. We all rendez-vous at these checkpoints. Once the truck carrying all my T&T albums has been spotted, which is right here, we stop them, steal all the copies and make it look as if the album sold well"

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"Hi-tec?, no, I still use my CB radio from the 70s, as you can see. Breaker, breaker, there 10-4 good buddy!"

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"This barbecue is just perfect. . . . I'll take it"

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"This one level on Super Mario is harder than I thought"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:21 pm
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You are the god of this thread, dear :robertdugenou:
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Post Posted Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:34 pm
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Equinoxe5 is Captain Captionthread
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:50 pm
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Eye Eye Captain. :wink2: :mrgreen:
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Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
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TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
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Post Posted Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:56 pm
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"Mmmmmmm, I really fancy a Chinese tonight, but where to go?. . . . . "

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Bloke on right - "You know that big spider we lost earlier, well. . . . . "

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Bloke on right - "Weh hey, I have Jarre's bag, quick, run!. . . . "

. . . . 2 MINUTES LATER

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"I'm sure I came in here with a black bag!"

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". . . . before I cut the ribbon to this new store, firstly I would like to ask. . . . . anyone here related to a Mr Tung?"

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"F*ck me!, it's cold in here!"

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Bloke on left "I would like to thank Jean Michel for coming to alchohlics anonamous. . . "
Jarre - "Sh*t, I came through the wrong door again!"

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"I did ask to be on TV, not the TV be on me!"

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After months of negotiations, Mr Jarre is pleased that the Mr Tungs Restaurant case is finally over, with Jarre only paying conpensation towards one bag of prawn crackers.
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:34 am
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:mrgreen: ... don't tell me that the Mr. Tung's story is over yet? Maybe we should start a vote on realizing a photo story of the whole Tung case, nö? :nod:
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Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:08 pm
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No, there's a twist coming :pwned: :nod:
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:41 pm
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Meanwhile, in China, Mr Tung releases a press release, which reads "Do not trust laser man who likes Frogs legs and crispy duck. He not pay bill"

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JMJ is told about the sudden change in circumstances. . .

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. . . where he doesn't take it very well.

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Mr Tung challenges JMJ to a traditional Chinese food fight

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Jarre summonds his speacial elite team together. . .

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. . . while testing out his laser defence system. . .

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. . . he calls upon the assistance of his mentor, Oldie One CanJarrie. . .

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Suddenly, one of Jarres top spies. . .

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. . . has witnessed recruits of Mr Tungs preparring a restuarant ambush.

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"We go in here, here, and here. We launch crispy prawn crackers from here and here"

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Mr Tung get ready for battle as Mrs Tung gets a mouthful of food ready for the coming Jarre battle.

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Suddenly, it begins. . . . . . .
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:29 pm
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I cant stop laughing!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!!
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Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:32 pm
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:jump: :clap: :nod: :lol2: can't stop laughing! :rofl:





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Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:52 pm
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