Here's a fun game. Take an event in your day and find a song that sorta fits, then bend the words around to make it fit even better! Here's an example.
My Morning a la Bjork
It's Oh, So Quiet
It's oh so quiet : it's oh so still
you're all alone : and so peaceful until
That bloody sound (BWARNH! BWARNH!)
The icy-cold ground (BWARNH! BWARNH!)
Freezes my feet (Ow! Ooh!)
you've never been so pi$$ed about a thing
you wanna kill you wanna maim
you ball your fists and hope for prey
'Til it's over and then
it's nice and quiet
but soon again
starts another big riot!
That sound again (BWARNH! BWARNH!)
Outside again (BWARNH! BWARNH!)
This is the day (G*DD***IT!)
of fire alarms...
::snarls:: that's right, folks, this hall has had FOUR false fire-alarms in the past 22 hours. This morning, we had two. The second started five minutes after the first one was shut off, right when I was back in bed and ready to conk out again.
Therefore, for the rest of the day, I am officially in "Kill Mode."
Blah Blah Cafe, the Jean-Michel Jarre forum
