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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:09 pm
Martman


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Light guy: "Step outta that &#§%$!! scanner light, you <expletive>! Those marks on the stage are there for a <censored> reason!"

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JMJ: "Now pass me zee glass, I have to make weareeng zeese curtains for coats more pleasant!"

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JMJ: "And here's proof zat Twilight eez reeped off of one of my albums."

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JMJ: "Remote-controlled. Zee old analog synths are so temperature-senseeteeve zat I can play zem wiz a TV remote."

JMJ: "I know zere are many amazingly good synth players among you. Now can anyone of you take my place on zee stage, I'd like to attend one of my own concerts."

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JMJ: "Look here, air Theremin!"

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Jean Michel Jarre, 134 seconds after realizing that all extension cords in his studio were Isabelle's possession.

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JMJ: "What's zat foam comeeng out of Dreyfus' mouz?"
Maurice: "Didn't your mother teach you how to slip cyanide into someone's coffee unnoticed?"
From the Gate To The World, this is
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Martman.
Post Posted Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:21 am
Jon


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"If I were you, I would give the bathroom another 5 minutes before going in there"

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"I can remember EVERY single note of the solo at the end of Oxygene 4, it's just that THIS will not let me access them all"

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"OK, I admit it. . . . . I'm a member of the AA. . . . . . . . . Analogues Anonymous"

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"How dare you [hic] suggest [hic] that I am [hic] drunk. You have [hic] no proof [hic]"

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"Can you guess who got the 5 star deluxe hotel room with king size bed. . . . . . . . and who is sleeping out in sleeping bags in the hotels cold cellars"

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"What I am looking for is in one of these boxes. . . . . . . 147 of them"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:33 pm
Kanta
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Jon wrote:Image
"If I were you, I would give the bathroom another 5 minutes before going in there"

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"I can remember EVERY single note of the solo at the end of Oxygene 4, it's just that THIS will not let me access them all"

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"OK, I admit it. . . . . I'm a member of the AA. . . . . . . . . Analogues Anonymous"

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"How dare you [hic] suggest [hic] that I am [hic] drunk. You have [hic] no proof [hic]"

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"Can you guess who got the 5 star deluxe hotel room with king size bed. . . . . . . . and who is sleeping out in sleeping bags in the hotels cold cellars"

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"What I am looking for is in one of these boxes. . . . . . . 147 of them"
:bravo:
Jarregirl YouTube
Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Wed May 19, 2010 3:00 pm
Jon


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Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed May 19, 2010 4:19 pm
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Jon - brilliant as always. :nod:

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"Whoops! Forgot about the "feet off the table" rule again.

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"Mmmh...studio candy"

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"Just found the crying baby effect"
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Thu May 20, 2010 11:45 am
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The large crowd enjoy watching you play your organ. :oops: :punch:
Jarregirl YouTube
Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Mon May 24, 2010 1:07 am
Abi


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"Whats worse is - I'm this colour in broad brilliant daylight!!"
Post Posted Mon May 24, 2010 10:05 am
Jon


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Location: (UK) On the toilet reading a newspaper

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Jean Michel - "I'm going for the AVATAR look"
Francis (off stage) - "We said 3D technology, not skin colour"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:57 pm
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JMJ - "I always feel like somebody's watchin' me." Image :punch:
Jarregirl YouTube
Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:08 pm
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"She's fantastic; two beautiful looking eyes, she's very thin and you can put her against the wall." :punch:
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:27 am
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Errr. Are you squinting or am I blind? :pwned:
:mrgreen:
Post Posted Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:28 am
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Playing hide&seek with Anne:
Jeez. Where ya at? :robertdugenou:
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Post Posted Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:03 pm
Abi


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Jean Michel Jarre in 'synthesizer sneak up & surprise it' mode...

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(you just knew that pic would end up here, right? :lol:)
Post Posted Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:28 pm
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JMJ approaches his little baby playfully...

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Oozoobobo!
Oozoobobobobo!
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Post Posted Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:11 am
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JMJ - "Gotcha you. You think you can run from the master. I am gonna tickle your ivories!" :punch:
Jarregirl YouTube
Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016







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