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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:00 pm
Jon


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Man on left - "What is that?"
Man in middle - "what?, that up there?"
JMJ - "It's the sky . . . . it's been there since time began"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:11 pm
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That's Phil Collins. The bloke on the left. :punch:
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Post Posted Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:57 pm
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It's a Bird…It's a Plane…It's Superman :punch:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:13 pm
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Journalist voice on radio: ...and slowly, but surely, they drew their plans against us...
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Post Posted Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:12 pm
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1'st man: "Well didn't I tell ya...now the russians tries to impress us with spiral rockets...what's next?"

2'nd man: "...perhaps spirals in both directions at the same time?"

JMJ: "Wonder if those crazy guys knows how to perform that to music?"
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:02 pm
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Jarre: "Zhat iz where a future conzert of mine will be held".

The two men simultaneously: "Up on that roof?!?".

Jarre: "No, non... on ze moon, my dear friendz!".
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Rhythmus muss sein!

"20 years ago we had computers in the studios. Now we have studios in the computers" - Michel Moers.
Post Posted Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:59 pm
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Phil Collins (left): you did rent a proper plane for Jean-Michel, didn't you marcel?
Marcel (middle): yeah, yeah. it's a Tupolev TURBO 8.2 . I think it only crashed once somewhere in Siberia...
JMJ: For fucks sake, all my analog synths are in that barrel! Even Apeldoorn bellen...
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Post Posted Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:52 pm
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"You don't need to see his identification... These aren't the druids you are looking for..."
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"The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and the refreshment of the soul."
-Johann Sebastian Bach, 1685-1750

"It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing."
-Duke Ellington, 1899-1974
Post Posted Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:50 pm
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JMJ - "Tour de France, here I come." :bravo:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:15 pm
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That's a ladies bike. :punch:
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"20 years ago we had computers in the studios. Now we have studios in the computers" - Michel Moers.
Post Posted Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:51 pm
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AnDrOiD wrote:That's a ladies bike. :punch:
Good for him, if that is the case. :p:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
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Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:50 pm
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"Hmmmmmm, look!, there is a greasy smudge on outside of this payne of glass on this 7th floor window of this skyscraper. Now, if they got window cleaners to come along and remove it, at the same time drape some big white sheets down the face of this building. . . . I can get me keyboard out the boot of my Jaguar"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:23 am
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"Yeah, you just move along, do your own stuff...pretend as if I wasn't here..."

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"You want to hear a nice little story about the "so called" MC-808 groovebox?"

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"If this guy is next to me I could borrow some extra pedals"

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"Oh...quick sand. Who could have thought of that? My usual luck..."

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"Hmm...I'm not so sure that you are getty the image"

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"My prreciousss..."

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"-Mr Jean Michel Jarre, didn't I just saw your Roland MC-808 on eBay?"

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"Yes father, I can hear you. No this is not your old jacket...it is mom's."

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"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:54 am
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JMJ: "Do I hear €1200 for zee Eiffel Tower? €1200? €1200? €1200, zee guy weez zee moustache and zee 10-gallon hat! Do I hear €1300?..."

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Charlotte: "You sample my Nikon, my Nikon samples you, that was the deal."

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JMJ: "Michel, I need to talk weez you about zat 'wireless Fairlight' you said you made."
Michel Geiss: "C'mon, not even Peter Gabriel had his one converted yet!"
JMJ: "He deedn't have eet converted for a reason!"

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Charlotte: "I told you, Jean Michel, I can smell the Vangelis Mafia two miles against the wind!"

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JMJ: "I know eet's you up zere on zee bulldozer, Francis. I dare you to come down here and fight like zee cheeken you are."

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JMJ: "Why zee <expletive> does zees <expletive> <expletive> stay een tune when Vangelis playz eet, but never when I play eet? Rahhh!"

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JMJ: "Take zees, you <expletive>!"

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JMJ: "GAHHHH! DIE A PAINFUL DEATH, YOU—Oh wait, eet's een tune again."

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JMJ: "What are you laughing about, Charlotte? I've finally got a Yamaha zat doesn't sound better when Vangelis uses eet!"

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Dreyfus: "Whom exactly did you mean with 'Gloria, Lonely Boy'? Huh?"

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Equinoxe Tour 2010, rehearsals.
JMJ: "(8Σ"
Person in the background: "Try wearing the right colors, that might help!"

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JMJ: "Heh! I managed to outrun my daughter!"
Francis: "No, you didn't."

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JMJ: "Aaaand do you know how many Vangelis eet takes to change a light bulb? Do you know? TWO! One changes zee bulb, zee ozzer one writes zee movie soundtrack!!"

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JMJ: "I'm gonna play Moscow tonight. And zese two guys make sure I'll win."

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JMJ: "Wha? No, I don't know where zat one of your bathrobes went."

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JMJ: "Francis, deed you repaint my synths again?"
Francis: "Who, me?"

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JMJ: "Heh, zat's funny. I peench her here, and she raises her arm. Up, down, up, down..."
Girl: "Jean Michel, can you pleeeze stop this?"

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Claude: "Jean Michel, do you wanna tell me you require a manual to work a MicroKorg?"

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JMJ: "Oof, zanks for takeeng zee Liberation off of me, Fiona!"

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Fiona: "I found a solution for your issue with Dreyfus, Jean Michel!"
JMJ: "Fantastic!"

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JMJ: "Buy my new album, people! Eh, please?"

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Fan: "Uh, Jean Michel, who's that?"
JMJ: "Zat's Charlotte, she's takeeng a proof shot of me signeeng some twit's copy of Waiting For Cousteau out of all my albums."
Charlotte: "Yeah, why didn't you bring a T&T while you were at it? I mean, that Polish guy with the D-50 was a freak already, but you..."

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Cameraman: "Someone recently bought a copy of Téo & Téa! Your comment?"

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JMJ: "Pazzetic. My Matrisequencer could do zat 30 years ago."

JMJ: "But can eet play Variation III?"

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Fiona: "Did I get it right? You guys went out pissing all night and then decided it'd be hilarious to stuff Francis Dreyfus into one of these flightcases?"
Francis: "Yesss maaaaaaaam! Hic!"
Fiona: "And in which case is he?"
Francis: "I've got no idea! Heh heh heh heh heeeeeeh..."

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JMJ: "Ah... ah... Ah... AH... AH-CHOOOOOO!!!!1!!111!"
Synthex: "PLOIOOIOIIIONGONGONGONG...!

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JMJ: "Keep your deestance! Zee Memorymoog might lose eets tuneeng ozzerwise."

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JMJ: "I'm not lookeeng at zee Memorymoog. I hope zat helps eet stay een tune unteel zee song ees over."
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