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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:17 pm
Jon


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Jean Michel Jarre hears the news of what his fans are planning to do to get their own back on FDM for the removal of videos from YouTube

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At tonights Music Awards Ceremony, Jean Michel Jarre was pleased to hear that he was to be awarded an oscar . . . . .

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. . . . . but unimpressed to see it was not what he thought it would be

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At tonights Music Awards Ceremony, Jean Michel Jarre was pleased to hear that he was to be awarded an oscar for his acheivements in music . . . . .

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. . . . . to then ask later . . . . "Where do I put the midi cable?"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:23 pm
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AnDrOiD wrote:He might be funny, but can he dance the robot? Image
:P :mrgreen:
That is why Mr. Tung is a funny man and you are a funny robot. :nod:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:52 pm
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JMJ: "Our new bodyguard is doing a great job."

Francis: "Yeah...duude...so you just watch it..."

Claude: "Woff!"



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"I WANT YOU, for an opinion. Visit the forums, JMJ commands you"
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:15 pm
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". . . . . do the okey kokey kokey, do the okey kokey kokey, do the okey kokey kokey, that's what it's all about."

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During one of his concerts, JMJ finds a banana skin left on the stage floor by Dominic

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"FDM, you tosser" sorry, couldn't resist

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"Hmmmm, what's this sticker say? . . . . THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING THE IAN DURY & THE BLOCKHEADS 'RYTHEM STICK'. TO PLAY, PLUG INTO THE NEAREST MAINS, SELECT IAN DURY TRACK AND SING THE WORDS 'Hit me with your rythem stick, hit me slowly, hit me quick, hit me, hit me, hit me' . . . ",
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:23 pm
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:lol:
Post Posted Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:31 pm
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"Hey guys. I think I'm getting the hang of this new controller for my Nintendo Wii"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:06 pm
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"FDM, you tosser"
"Just when I was ready to hand over an old banana to you, Dominique took it"
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:31 am
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Funny as always :fine:

:looool:
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Post Posted Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:57 pm
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"If you're not going to let me stand in the middle of the picture, then I'm going home. . . . right, I'm outta here"

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JMJ Muttering under his breath - "That's the last ****ing time I play at the Royal Albert ****ing Hall. Look what ****ing happened when part of the ****ing stage fell on me"

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"Hell yeah, the Fairlight is VERY versatle. Not only can I use this for my sampling, but I can play Pac-Man on it too"

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Voice from hehind the door - "Jean Michel, can you check if I have left the cooker on . . . I can hear bubbling sounds"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:43 pm
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Voice from behind the wall - OI!!!! Turn the bloody noise down, Some of us are trying sleep.
It's more fun to compute on the Autobahn
Post Posted Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:43 pm
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Voice from behind the wall, "Jean Michel, turn that lovely noise up. It’s really helping me sleep." :nod:
Jarregirl YouTube
Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:57 pm
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"On these frequenses you use to hear voices from the dead people...there it is again...listen...it says; *Ooohixygene...*
Nope. That was just the neighbour snoring again. Never mind..."
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:57 pm
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JMJ to himself - "Some normal people give me records, CDs, posters, books to sign. Oh no, not this clown, they give me a bloody plate"

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JMJ to himself - "I'll give it another 24 hours before I see this for sale on eBay"

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"Somebody changed the settings on my synth. Who changed the settings on my synth?. I wont get angry, trust me, I'm keeping calm. I'm showing no signs of anger"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:01 pm
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"Your listening too JARRE FM, coming in your ears. At 2pm today we have a medley of great synthesizer hits, while this evening there will be another live peformance from my kitchen. So stay tuned for that. Coming right up after this break, we have the mid day news and weather."
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:50 pm
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Is there gonna be a radio phone-in? :P :punch:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016







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