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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:15 am
Jon


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"Hello, my name is Jean Michel. I am 59 years old, populer figure. Have my own buisness. Talented musician. Likes to travel. Collects robot toys. Likes jukeboxes and American cars. I have a huge collection of vintage keyboards. I would like to meet a women who have no problems with me playing with my organ on stage infront of thousands of people. Must like cleaning my organs when needed. . . . . Also, they must like keyboards too . . . "
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:37 am
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"I can assure you that it was NOT me who was driving the limo that nearly ran Francis Dreyfus over! . . . . . . . However it was me who suggested backing up for a second try"

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JMJ was arrested today after admitting to playing very loud music after 9pm
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:13 am
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Mr. Tung wrote:Image
"Hello, my name is Jean Michel. I am 59 years old, populer figure. Have my own buisness. Talented musician. Likes to travel. Collects robot toys. Likes jukeboxes and American cars. I have a huge collection of vintage keyboards. I would like to meet a women who have no problems with me playing with my organ on stage infront of thousands of people. Must like cleaning my organs when needed. . . . . Also, they must like keyboards too . . . "
Where did you see this advertised? I would like to apply. :kanta: :nod: Image
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:58 am
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:nod:
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:05 am
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One for Kanta

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"Morning!"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:07 am
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What a funny picture! Jarre sleeping. Where did you get that one?
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Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:07 am
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"I'm getting too old for this sh*t!" (Jarre remembers Lethal Weapon movies)

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"I can't even get past the introduction page of that Moog book without it malfunctioning"

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"Kanta, other than coffee, what else did you put in that drink . . . as . . . I'm . . . . feeling. . . . . very. . . . . sleepy . . . . "
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:02 pm
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Mr. Tung wrote:One for Kanta

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"Morning!"
Morning Jean Michel. :kanta: :mrgreen: Psst, it's actually afternoon but hey you've been very busy, my dear. 8)
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"Kanta, other than coffee, what else did you put in that drink . . . as . . . I'm . . . . feeling. . . . . very. . . . . sleepy . . . . "
:shock: :no:, it's suppose to be a love potion not a sleep potion. :P :punch:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:19 pm
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"You don't know who I have with me here under this blanket. His surname sounds like an old antique record company.
He was a bit noisy so I put a master tape over his mouth.
Now I gonna continue playing pump organ with his balls *haar-haar-haar*."
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:30 pm
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Goody, make him do it to the tune of Oxygene 4. :P :nod:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:48 pm
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Kanta wrote:
Mr. Tung wrote:One for Kanta
Mr. Tung wrote:Image
"Kanta, other than coffee, what else did you put in that drink . . . as . . . I'm . . . . feeling. . . . . very. . . . . sleepy . . . . "
:shock: :no:, it's suppose to be a love potion not a sleep potion. :P :punch:
but maybe somebody made a prank.... :)
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Post Posted Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:32 am
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Teo - "Did you see the Jarre concert last night?"
Tea - "No, like you I have no ****ing eyes"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:33 pm
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"Sorry, but can we do this interview later? . . . . bad hair day"

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"I'm going for the Mozart hair style"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:35 pm
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Velodynamic wrote:Image

"You don't know who I have with me here under this blanket. His surname sounds like an old antique record company.
He was a bit noisy so I put a master tape over his mouth.
Now I gonna continue playing pump organ with his balls *haar-haar-haar*."
Balhaar? That comes close to a good description of Francis Dreyfus in Dutch :P
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Post Posted Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:37 pm
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LOL. :nod: You should really compile a book, Mr. Tung. 8)
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016







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