BlahBlahCafe - Jean-Michel Jarre forum

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:17 pm**

Man A: I'm thinking!
Man B: What with?

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:25 pm**

Woman: I've got a headache.
Man: Don't brag!

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:05 pm**

Patient: "Everyone's ignoring me" - Doc: "Next please!"

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:17 am**

Have you heard about the new Viagra Eye Drops, they do nothing for you down below - but they don't half make you look hard!

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:23 am**

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:01 am**

Don't try to think, you'll injure yourself.

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:49 pm**

Africa is a country with huge problems

Love Leelene

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:08 pm**

Leelene wrote:Africa is a country with huge problems

Love Leelene

Is that funny?

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:16 pm**

AnDrOiD wrote:
Leelene wrote:Africa is a country with huge problems

Love Leelene
Is that funny?

No, true

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:17 pm**

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

Ones white and scares children, the others a friendly ghost!

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:41 pm**

Guess who said it.

Love Leelene

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:40 pm**

SHARPBLUE wrote:Have you heard about the new Viagra Eye Drops, they do nothing for you down below - but they don't half make you look hard!

do you know the Chemical name for Viagra?????

"MYCOXAFLOPPIN"

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:58 pm**

George W. Bush.... btw: "Africa" is a continent, not a country

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:04 pm**

Tommy Cooper: "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone."

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:07 pm**

Stevie Wonder, after a concert: "See ya"

Funny Lines