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Post Posted Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:17 pm
BnM


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Man A: I'm thinking!
Man B: What with?
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Post Posted Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:25 pm
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Woman: I've got a headache.
Man: Don't brag!






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Post Posted Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:05 pm
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Patient: "Everyone's ignoring me" - Doc: "Next please!"
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Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:17 am
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Have you heard about the new Viagra Eye Drops, they do nothing for you down below - but they don't half make you look hard!
Ramses niblick the 3rd kerplunk kerplunk whoops there goes my thribble

Visit me at www.mkeen.f9.co.uk
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Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:23 am
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:01 am
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Don't try to think, you'll injure yourself.
Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:49 pm
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Africa is a country with huge problems

Love Leelene
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I am mostly afk due to the fact that I have many exams and alot to read and study to get grades right now!
Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:08 pm
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Leelene wrote:Africa is a country with huge problems

Love Leelene
Is that funny? :?
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Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:16 pm
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AnDrOiD wrote:
Leelene wrote:Africa is a country with huge problems

Love Leelene
Is that funny? :?
No, true
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Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:17 pm
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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?


Ones white and scares children, the others a friendly ghost!
Ramses niblick the 3rd kerplunk kerplunk whoops there goes my thribble

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Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:41 pm
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Guess who said it.

Love Leelene
Cool sites look for Livgivare
www.ukcentral.co.uk
www.bookcrossing.com

I am mostly afk due to the fact that I have many exams and alot to read and study to get grades right now!
Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:40 pm
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SHARPBLUE wrote:Have you heard about the new Viagra Eye Drops, they do nothing for you down below - but they don't half make you look hard!

do you know the Chemical name for Viagra?????









"MYCOXAFLOPPIN"
Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:58 pm
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George W. Bush.... btw: "Africa" is a continent, not a country ;-)
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Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:04 pm
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Tommy Cooper: "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
Post Posted Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:07 pm
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Stevie Wonder, after a concert: "See ya"
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