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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:06 pm
by Abi
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"zis.. eez not funneh... I could've been doing something more worthwhile... "

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:28 pm
by Abi
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in fake cockney accent...

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"





Oh come on people.. you're not even trying!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:59 am
by Jon
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"It was 'him' who didn't pay that bill at Mr Tungs resturant. And I've had the blame ever since!"

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:10 am
by Kanta
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JMJ - "Stick 'em up! I am carrying a lethal weapon and I am not afraid to use." :p: :punch:

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:41 pm
by mathetes1963
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Maurice: "Son, don't look now, but Mr. Dreyfus and Mr. Tung are guarding the exits...act nonchalant!"

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:06 pm
by Velodynamic
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"Why are you filming if you not going to YouTube it? You are fired!"

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:58 am
by Jon
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"These billabong crackpipes have come a long way since the 1960s and 70s. . . . . peace man"

. . . . on the French version of 'The Apprentice'

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". . . . and because of that reason, you're fired!"

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"Oi!, thats my saying. . . . so because of that. . . . Jean Michel, you're fired!"

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:16 am
by Kanta
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JMJ – “Some fans are just ungrateful.
I work my finger to the bone and still some of them don’t appreciate me.
Take one example, :android: won’t even come and see me in concert for the forthcoming tour.”
:punch: :p:

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:18 am
by Jon
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"Oi!, you!, yes you. Its rude to point, you wouldn't catch me doing it, so don't you do it"

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:19 am
by Phil J.
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Jarre - "Slow down, slow down... I want to get this right... Now, Kanta works in Leamington Spa and her telephone number is 01926..."

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:28 am
by Jon
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Jon - "Jean Michel, could you sign this for me?"
JMJ - "Certainly. . . . . Jean. . . . . . Michel. . . . . . . Jarre. . . . here you go"
Jon - "I'm glad he didn't read the rest of the paperwork, as he's just signed over all his studio gear to me"

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While on a chat show, JMJ suddenly notices Dreyfus sitting in the audience
"If he looks at me one more time, I will go over there and give him a slap!"

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:12 pm
by GeeJee
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JMJ: THIS is how you are supposed to PLAY my FLUTE !

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:41 pm
by AnDrOiD
Kanta wrote:Image
JMJ – “Some fans are just ungrateful.
I work my finger to the bone and still some of them don’t appreciate me.
Take one example, :android: won’t even come and see me in concert for the forthcoming tour.”
:punch: :p:
:p: :punch:

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:47 pm
by Kanta
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Phil J. wrote:Image
Jarre - "Slow down, slow down... I want to get this right... Now, Kanta works in Leamington Spa and her telephone number is 01926..."
:o , hush keep it quiet, you promised. :punch:

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JMJ - “If my ladies in the house tonight
Let me hear you say-e-ay (hey-e-ay)
If my fellas in the house tonight
Let me hear you say-e-ay (hey-e-ay)”


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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:03 pm
by GeeJee
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Phil Collins is gonna sing on 5 of my songs tonight...

:hypocrit: