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Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:26 pm**

"Hey now they've made a full scale version of you! "

"Yup! Ahh life is good...."

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:59 pm**

Right before 4 gentlemen was caught by the federal bureau of investigation
at an auction with George Lucas missing bathroom wallpaper.
According to George some toilet paper were gone aswell without a trace.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:12 pm**

Host - "And thank you to Jean Michel Jarre for coming onto the Euromillions lottery show. If you could start the machine Jean Michel, we can get the draw rolling!"

5 seconds later. . . .

JMJ - "Hmmmm, I wonder if I will be lucky tonight?"

5 seconds later. . . .

JMJ - "Hang on, those numbers look familiar!"

5 seconds later. . . .

JMJ - "Hehe, I just won the Euromillions jackpot. . . . . . "

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:45 pm**

I remember I got a few free tickets for the lottery from my Bank one day... and I won... â‚¬1,26. Didn't even collect...

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:44 pm**

JMJ: "Dreyfus? Uuhhh, that horrible horrible little man!"

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:32 pm**

"and zis.. zis iz mah eemperzonayshon of Michael Jackson wiz 'iz 'ead in a sack"

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:19 pm**

JMJ - "How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't mind the paparazzi taking photos of me.
Don't worry, Kanta. You have nothing to be guilty about."

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:36 pm**

Abi - that one was brilliant

"hmm? no I didn't steal no pie... "

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:30 pm**

"Lets see what all this fuss is about with children who pick their nose, and eat the contents"

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:39 pm**

Jon wrote:Image
"Lets see what all this fuss is about with children who pick their nose, and eat the contents"

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:01 pm**

"...and backstage after the show Domino was peeking into my loge claiming: -Oh I'm so sorry the fruits are out. Somebody took 'em...and it waz meee!"

"Yup hiz a real charming clown mr Perrier...hm (sigh)"

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:05 pm**

JMJ - " , you've caught me.
It's not how it looks.
I am not trying to become a pole dancer."

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:30 pm**

"I'm doing research for music I am to compose for a TV advert for a double glazing company"

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:57 pm**

"This reminds me, Philip Glass music is not anything like rock"

"I'm going to make some commersial shootings for a car alcolock company. Now that I've been partying all night, please catch me if I fall."

"Windoze 95 for beginners"

Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:09 pm**

Kanta wrote:Image
JMJ - " , you've caught me.
It's not how it looks.
I am not trying to become a pole dancer."

That reminds me of this pic:

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