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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:18 pm
by Firecobra22
lol @ every picture.
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:06 pm
by Analog Bend

Some of the great comic topics of this forum.......
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:03 am
by CLUBMIX
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:49 pm
by Jon
JMJ is put infront of some of Mr Tungs family members, who also own restaurants, so they can get photographic evidence incase Jarre and his friends turn up at one of their's
"Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
(JMJ does his Ralf Harris impression
"Can you tell what it is yet"
Dreyfus -
"You got a match?"
Jarre -
"Yes, my arse, your face!"
Jarre singing in his head
"Ground control to Major Tom"
Jarre -
"Were all going on a summer holiday"
"You need to do something about your nose hair Jean Michel!"
Jarre -
"As were on live TV, I can say to you now that I was totally unaware that the bill at Mr Tungs restaurant hadn't been paid"
". . . and I would alos like to add, your food is of better standard."
On Japanese television -
"A photo fit image has been released of the man who never paid the bill at the well respected Mr Tungs restaurant. It is also rumoured that he ploted to have the trees chopped the Forbidden City. If you see this man, approach with extreme caution"
Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, news soon spreads about the unpaid bill
"Don't worry son, I'm sure Uncle Jarre has a good explanation!"
Meanwhile, in Japan, Mr Tung gets his kamakazee pigeons ready to fool Mr Jarre when they appear in his new album video.
. . . But Jarre already has a plan up his sleeve for when the kamakazee pigeons arrive
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:00 pm
by Jon
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:21 pm
by Nico_Noyau
You are the god of this thread, dear

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:34 pm
by Jon
Equinoxe5 is Captain Captionthread
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:50 pm
by Kanta
Eye Eye Captain.

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:56 pm
by Jon
"Mmmmmmm, I really fancy a Chinese tonight, but where to go?. . . . . "
Bloke on right -
"You know that big spider we lost earlier, well. . . . . "
Bloke on right -
"Weh hey, I have Jarre's bag, quick, run!. . . . "
. . . . 2 MINUTES LATER
"I'm sure I came in here with a black bag!"
". . . . before I cut the ribbon to this new store, firstly I would like to ask. . . . . anyone here related to a Mr Tung?"
"F*ck me!, it's cold in here!"
Bloke on left
"I would like to thank Jean Michel for coming to alchohlics anonamous. . . "
Jarre -
"Sh*t, I came through the wrong door again!"
"I did ask to be on TV, not the TV be on me!"
After months of negotiations, Mr Jarre is pleased that the Mr Tungs Restaurant case is finally over, with Jarre only paying conpensation towards one bag of prawn crackers.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:34 am
by CLUBMIX

... don't tell me that the Mr. Tung's story is over yet? Maybe we should start a vote on realizing a photo story of the whole Tung case, nö?

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:08 pm
by Jon
No, there's a twist coming

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:41 pm
by Jon
Meanwhile, in China, Mr Tung releases a press release, which reads
"Do not trust laser man who likes Frogs legs and crispy duck. He not pay bill"
JMJ is told about the sudden change in circumstances. . .
. . . where he doesn't take it very well.
Mr Tung challenges JMJ to a traditional Chinese food fight
Jarre summonds his speacial elite team together. . .
. . . while testing out his laser defence system. . .
. . . he calls upon the assistance of his mentor, Oldie One CanJarrie. . .
Suddenly, one of Jarres top spies. . .
. . . has witnessed recruits of Mr Tungs preparring a restuarant ambush.
"We go in here, here, and here. We launch crispy prawn crackers from here and here"
Mr Tung get ready for battle as Mrs Tung gets a mouthful of food ready for the coming Jarre battle.
Suddenly, it begins. . . . . . .
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:29 pm
by Firecobra22
I cant stop laughing!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!!
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:32 pm
by poipoi
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:52 pm
by jp8000
LOL again!