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"Yes, that's Kanta who's right behind me. .. Or was it AnDrOiD it's hard to keep track these days..."

- " , that's me. you don't recognize me. Oh well, it's not all bad. A compliment to be confused with ."

JMJ - "I am kinda shy so please don't stare at me too long."

"JMJ: OMG! Pliz don't hit me!!!"




"JMJ: Damn that hurt! I zink I'll pass out......."

"JMJ: Will you excuse me for a moment? All this Oxygene has spoiled the CO2 balance in my blood, so I'll just pass out a few minutes...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...umm, why are all leaning sideways?"

. . . . . . . . and yes, I am wearing this t-shirt for a bet!"


"This t-shirt is that loud, even the photographer is having problems trying to get in into frame"

"Before I start the concert, I would like to read you some extracts from a short story I have been currently working on, called 'Little Synthy'. . . . . . . . . . Once upon a time, in a studio far, far away, there lived a little keyboard called 'Synth'. One day, little Synthy's owner brought in a new synthesizer. It was big, much much bigger than little synthy, and Synthy felt scared. . . . "


". . . . . Hello, my name is Synthy, what is yours? . . . . "


". . . . . with a deep growling voice, the big synthesizer boomed out - 'I am Maximus MemoryMoog' and I will eat you up you horrible little synth. I am bigger than you, fatter than you, more powerful than you. . . . "


". . . . . . . ahhhhhh, dont eat me up Mr Moog, I am just a little synth. You may be bigger than me, fatter than me, but I am as versitle as you are. . . . . Just then, a beam of light shot across the room. The studio door burst open, and standing in the light was a figure. . . ."


". . . . . . OK!, thats enough MemoryMoog, leave little synthy aloan. . . . Dont worry little Synthy, you are safe now. Maximus MemoryMoog is going for a service and will never trouble you again. . . . .



. . . . . and the morale of this story? . . . . . . . ALL MemoryMoogs misbehaive"

"Heeeere's Jeany!!!"



no points or prizes awarded for guessing this Jack Nicholson classic line...

Check out the joke, here.

"Did somebody just mentioned mr Dreyfus? Pfff-tsk....thi-hi-hi."



"OOO...I'm soo scared now!"



"How many notes did you actually played at the same time there, Dominique?"



"You do the math... Even Vangelis himself couldn't have done that section any better."



"Well let me tell you a few things about mr Vangelis... (*yaaawn*) ...Zzzzzzzz."

"So I get another law suit from Dreyfus. . . . . . Oooooooo, I'm sooooooo scared. . . . . NOT!"


"Someone told me that Moogs are not that expensive. So why is it going to take me 10 years to pay this one off?, 10 years. . . ."

you guys'n'gals are soooo freaky..... I guess this thread is one of the best ones (if not **THE** best) in this forum..... so much fun, so many insider-jokes.... it's just pure pleasure

"Fe, fi, fo, fum . . . . has anyone seen my AX1?"


Jarre sings a classic Elvis song . . . . Return To Sender

"Bought a Moog just the other day
from a place called eBay
Now the thing has turned up
cannot get it to play
So I wrote upon it. . .
return to sender
this thing dont work
Bought last weekend
I must have been a berk"

- "Is he checking for something under his armpit? Oh dear, he’s just realized he forgot to wear deodorant and the concert is over."


JMJ - "Stop! In the name of love. Before you break my heart."

I swear by the name of my microphone: I shall never mime again.
Claude: Yeah, right!