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". . . So let me run that by you one more time - I will have 6 coffee's, 4 diet cokes, 9 bottle of water, 12 plain crisps, 3 Mars bars, 2 kit-kats, 1 cheese roll, 3 ham salads. . . "


"Yes, yes, I know my guitar playing is naff, but I'm currently learning to play a keboard"


"9/10 MUSICIANS SAY THAT CD JEWEL CASES REMOVES ALL KNOWN TOOTH PLAQUE - DEAD"


"I never say no to some pussy"


"93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100 - coming, ready or not"


". . . . and it was right here were the tomato ketchup landed and marked the image"

"Where are you, Kanta? I can't start without you."

Equinoxe5 wrote:Image
". . . . and it was right here were the tomato ketchup landed and marked the image"

MEGALOL

Thanks, very funny

"Yes, that's my biggest fan!"


"3 bloody hours I have been stuck in this lift"


"Hey!, you mess with the boy and the boy will mess with you, capheech!"


"Altogether now!, Do do do, lets all do the congo, do do do, lets all do it now. Do do do, lets all do the congo, do do do, lets all do it now"

"Jean Michel Jarre today was seen playing on the worlds biggest 'Battleships' game board. . "


"I wonder what will happen if I do this?. . . . . . . "

2 SECONDS LATER. . . . .

LOL

Keep em coming man!

Hallo, hallo, Quick Wok? Yeah, I want the Kung-Pao Chicken, with shrimp fried rice, a spring roll, and four Crab Rangoons, and a hot oolong tea.... Whaddaya mean you don't deliver?!?

(if you look closely he's not even holding a phone in his left hand though... )

mathetes1963 wrote:Image

Quiet everybody! Listen, my precious is speaking to me!

GeeJee wrote:(if you look closely he's not even holding a phone in his left hand though... )

Of course, I knew that. JMJ was speaking out loud using telepathy on the one I posted.

"Well, this has to be a first, a concert during a air raid"


"Hmmmmm, theres that pain in the arse Vangelis who keeps following me"


"I can assure you Mr Wong Tung, we paid the resturant bill when we left last night - I think? - Francis?"


"Don't know why Mr Tung got his lawyer, it's not my fault that Francis didn't pay the resturant bill. I was too busy playing out the opening to Industrial Revolution on pots and pans in the kitchen"


"Apart from me, anyone else likes to play with there organ while onstage, no!, no!, ohwell, must just be me then!"


Man on right of Jarre - "So, you wont 2000 of these and you have the cash?"


Man on right of Jarre - "So it's a high interest rate, 6 months tax free, nothing to pay for a full year . . . Interested?"


"They wouldn't be standing next to me if they new I had just let the tyres down on their mini-bus"


"So, its straight down this road, take a left, another 100 yards, over the island, and Mr Tungs resturant is on the right"


". . . . . France 1 - England 1, and that is the score at half-time"

. . . 1 HOUR LATER!


"I can't believe we lost!"


"Coo'eee!, I'm over here!"


"Oh shit!, Mr Tungs in the audience"


"Just like Oxygene, these glasses are also what I kept from the 70s"

F. Rousseau: "According to my map, the Music For Supermarkets LP must be buried somewhere around here"

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JMJ: "This is the perfect spot for the first ever interracial post-mao picknick!"