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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:20 pm
Jon


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". . . So let me run that by you one more time - I will have 6 coffee's, 4 diet cokes, 9 bottle of water, 12 plain crisps, 3 Mars bars, 2 kit-kats, 1 cheese roll, 3 ham salads. . . "

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"Yes, yes, I know my guitar playing is naff, but I'm currently learning to play a keboard"

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"9/10 MUSICIANS SAY THAT CD JEWEL CASES REMOVES ALL KNOWN TOOTH PLAQUE - DEAD"

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"I never say no to some pussy"

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"93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100 - coming, ready or not"

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". . . . and it was right here were the tomato ketchup landed and marked the image"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:23 pm
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"Where are you, Kanta? I can't start without you." :nod:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:23 pm
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". . . . and it was right here were the tomato ketchup landed and marked the image"
MEGALOL :lol:
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Post Posted Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:23 pm
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Thanks, very funny :fine:
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Post Posted Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:35 pm
Jon


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"Yes, that's my biggest fan!"

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"3 bloody hours I have been stuck in this lift"

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"Hey!, you mess with the boy and the boy will mess with you, capheech!"

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"Altogether now!, Do do do, lets all do the congo, do do do, lets all do it now. Do do do, lets all do the congo, do do do, lets all do it now"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:49 pm
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"Jean Michel Jarre today was seen playing on the worlds biggest 'Battleships' game board. . "

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"I wonder what will happen if I do this?. . . . . . . "

2 SECONDS LATER. . . . .


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Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:29 pm
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LOL :D

Keep em coming man! :robertdugenou:
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Post Posted Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:49 am
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Hallo, hallo, Quick Wok? Yeah, I want the Kung-Pao Chicken, with shrimp fried rice, a spring roll, and four Crab Rangoons, and a hot oolong tea.... Whaddaya mean you don't deliver?!?
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Post Posted Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:16 am
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:lol:

(if you look closely he's not even holding a phone in his left hand though... :P)
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Post Posted Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:53 am
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Quiet everybody! Listen, my precious is speaking to me!
We shall defend this land!
Post Posted Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:33 am
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GeeJee wrote:(if you look closely he's not even holding a phone in his left hand though... :P)
Of course, I knew that. :robertdugenou: JMJ was speaking out loud using telepathy on the one I posted. :P :nod:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:55 am
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"Well, this has to be a first, a concert during a air raid"

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"Hmmmmm, theres that pain in the arse Vangelis who keeps following me"

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"I can assure you Mr Wong Tung, we paid the resturant bill when we left last night - I think? - Francis?"

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"Don't know why Mr Tung got his lawyer, it's not my fault that Francis didn't pay the resturant bill. I was too busy playing out the opening to Industrial Revolution on pots and pans in the kitchen"

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"Apart from me, anyone else likes to play with there organ while onstage, no!, no!, ohwell, must just be me then!"

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Man on right of Jarre - "So, you wont 2000 of these and you have the cash?"

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Man on right of Jarre - "So it's a high interest rate, 6 months tax free, nothing to pay for a full year . . . Interested?"

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"They wouldn't be standing next to me if they new I had just let the tyres down on their mini-bus"

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"So, its straight down this road, take a left, another 100 yards, over the island, and Mr Tungs resturant is on the right"

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". . . . . France 1 - England 1, and that is the score at half-time"

. . . 1 HOUR LATER!

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"I can't believe we lost!"

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"Coo'eee!, I'm over here!"

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"Oh shit!, Mr Tungs in the audience"

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"Just like Oxygene, these glasses are also what I kept from the 70s"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:00 am
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:09 am
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:rofl:
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Post Posted Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:43 am
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F. Rousseau: "According to my map, the Music For Supermarkets LP must be buried somewhere around here"

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JMJ: "This is the perfect spot for the first ever interracial post-mao picknick!"
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