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"As long as you covering your ears I'm going to turn up this master volume knob, he he...

"Wow there is the energy again that's driving me nuts on stage!"

"I played the kid in that movie Mask."

"I am just doing my warm up stetching exercises before I start my Yoga."

"Whoaaaa, Francis, can you try and keep the pool ball on the pool table next time"


Meanwhile - At a music convention, famous faces of music were asked various questions , including JMJ who was asked "who created todays electronic music back in the 1970s" of which he answered . . . . "I know this one . . . . . Vangelis!"


At a rappers convention. . . .

Yeah, yeah, everything I like
I like to play my organ every single night
Lighting up homes, lighting up shops
I'm a vegaterian so I dont eat chops
Boom goes a firework, buzz goes a synth
Hope in 50 years time I'm erected on a plynth


Mr Tung - "As JMJ refused to pay the bill at one of my resturants, we have decided NOT to ask him to launch the opening ceremony at this years Olympic games . . . However, he will be selling prawn crackers for us from one of our stalls outside the stadium to make up what he owes us."


At the main door to the Olympic games - Francis - "Jean Michel?, I have smuggled him in inside my shoulder bag"

Jarre - "ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Francis - "Claude, hey Claude, look!, Jean Michel's sleeping on the job again"


At the Olympic games today, France won it's first Gold medal in the "Keyboard Miming At A Rock Concert" catagory. Jean Michel Jarre was pleased with his acheivement saying "I have had many years experience"

(sorry )


"Start spreading the news. I'm leaving today. I would like to be a part of it, New York, New York"


Mr Tung - "Don't worry Jean Michel. When the Olympic games are over, we will let you perform a concert at the birds nest stadium."

CS: "What are you doing down there, Jean Michel?"
JMJ: "I'm lookeeng for my AKS manual."
CS: "Uhm, since when do you need a manual for an AKS?!"

JMJ: "Where's Bunny, Claude?"
CS: "He said he was going to get more blue paint."


JMJ: "Next time Francis paints one of my synths blue, I'll stab him weez zees."


It took FDM four hours to edit the K2000 out of the ripped-off Kurzweil ad.


Oxygen in Moscow, four days to go. Francis Rimbert is taking helicopter flying lessons so they won't have to rely on local crews.


DP: "What are you taking photographs of, Jean Michel?"
JMJ: "I want to remember ze settings on my new Minimoog."
DP: "It's a Voyager! Welcome to the 21st century when even Minimoogs have memories!"

JMJ: "Very good, Francis! And now try to land on ze helicopter pad of my Voyager!"


JMJ: "Okay, you've gotten yourself a new lens for your Nikon, you've had your fun, now may I please go back to my studio?"
CR: "Remember what I said, Jean Michel. It was a Kurzweil. You stay here while I get the fisheye."


JMJ: "I swear, today I'm covering Hank Marvin, tomorrow Hank Marvin will cover me!"
Guy in the corner: "Riiiiiiight. Cover you."
JMJ: "Absolutely!"


LOLJarre: INVISIBL LAZER HARP

LOLJarre II: WALDORF WAVE, UR DOIN IT RONG


JMJ: "Dang, where's ze stage hand wiz my glasses?"


Jean Michel Jarre, happy to have bought his AX-1B back from the Touareg.

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"Oooh, my head...LAST bloody time I order chow mein from Mr. Tung's....why is the bed moving?"

OR-

"OMMMMM....YOU ARE IN MY POWER. I WANT ROOM SERVICE. YOU WILL BRING ME A CHEESEBURGER NOW. ROOM SERVICE....NOW....CHEESEBURGER...NOW....OMMMMMMM....

Sorry, Kanta

mathetes1963 wrote:Sorry, Kanta

That's okay, Roger. To be honest, I was quite surprise why no one used this magnificent photo here.

Martman wrote:Image
CS: "What are you doing down there, Jean Michel?"
JMJ: "I'm lookeeng for my AKS manual."
CS: "Uhm, since when do you need a manual for an AKS?!"

JMJ: "Where's Bunny, Claude?"
CS: "He said he was going to get more blue paint."

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JMJ: "Next time Francis paints one of my synths blue, I'll stab him weez zees."

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It took FDM four hours to edit the K2000 out of the ripped-off Kurzweil ad.

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Oxygen in Moscow, four days to go. Francis Rimbert is taking helicopter flying lessons so they won't have to rely on local crews.

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DP: "What are you taking photographs of, Jean Michel?"
JMJ: "I want to remember ze settings on my new Minimoog."
DP: "It's a Voyager! Welcome to the 21st century when even Minimoogs have memories!"

JMJ: "Very good, Francis! And now try to land on ze helicopter pad of my Voyager!"

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JMJ: "Okay, you've gotten yourself a new lens for your Nikon, you've had your fun, now may I please go back to my studio?"
CR: "Remember what I said, Jean Michel. It was a Kurzweil. You stay here while I get the fisheye."

Image
JMJ: "I swear, today I'm covering Hank Marvin, tomorrow Hank Marvin will cover me!"
Guy in the corner: "Riiiiiiight. Cover you."
JMJ: "Absolutely!"

Image
LOLJarre: INVISIBL LAZER HARP

LOLJarre II: WALDORF WAVE, UR DOIN IT RONG

Image
JMJ: "Dang, where's ze stage hand wiz my glasses?"

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Jean Michel Jarre, happy to have bought his AX-1B back from the Touareg.

Martman great photos .

"Yez my dear Kanta...I'll come and vizit you next week Darling!"

"Hmmmmmm, time I got a bed and stop sleeping on the floor"


"Pheeeeeeewwwwwweeeeeee, not sure where it's coming from, but all I can smell is sweaty smelly trainers."

Elisabeth wrote:Image
"Yez my dear Kanta...I'll come and vizit you next week Darling!"

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!

I will have the café noir coffee and French fancies ready for you.