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Yeap, that damn pesky ash cloud is threatening us yet again.

Jon wrote:Yeap, that damn pesky ash cloud is threatening us yet again.

It doesn't bother me at all.

Not if you like breathing glass

Britain has a new Prime Minister.

Tonight, Gorden Brown (Labour) has thrown the towel in and stepped down as Prime Minister. David Cameron (Conservatives) has been given the job as new PM. Lets hope he sticks to his words of the past few months and makes a good change, a good differance.

Jon wrote:Britain has a new Prime Minister.

Tonight, Gorden Brown (Labour) has thrown the towel in and stepped down as Prime Minister. David Cameron (Conservatives) has been given the job as new PM. Lets hope he sticks to his words of the past few months and makes a good change, a good differance.

Good luck to the new Prime Minister. He is going to need it. The press are calling Nick Clegg a harlot.

David Cameron is the youngest PM for Britain. Today is his first full day as PM, but he cannot start until tomorrow because his mom says he has to finish his homework first. Then, if he eats all his greens, he can play with Clegg on the Nintendo Wii for a hour before bed.

Jon wrote:David Cameron is the youngest PM for Britain. Today is his first full day as PM, but he cannot start until tomorrow because his mom says he has to finish his homework first. Then, if he eats all his greens, he can play with Clegg on the Nintendo Wii for a hour before bed.

They will both fight over the game for one reason or another. There will have to be meetings to arrange the outcome.

Kanta wrote:

Jon wrote:David Cameron is the youngest PM for Britain. Today is his first full day as PM, but he cannot start until tomorrow because his mom says he has to finish his homework first. Then, if he eats all his greens, he can play with Clegg on the Nintendo Wii for a hour before bed.

They will both fight over the game for one reason or another. There will have to be meetings to arrange the outcome.

Along with special extended news reports on TV

Breaking news on lies:

Men’s Top 10 Lies
1. I didn't have that much to drink.
2. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine.
3. I had no signal.
4. It wasn't that expensive.
5. I'm on my way.
6. I'm stuck in traffic.
7. No, your bum doesn't look big in that.
8. Sorry, I missed your call.
9. You've lost weight.
10. It's just what I've always wanted.

Women’s Top 10 Lies
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine.
2. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it.
3. It wasn't that expensive.
4. I didn't have that much to drink.
5. I've got a headache.
6. It was in the sale.
7. I'm on my way.
8. Oh, I've had this ages.
9. No, I didn't throw it away.
10. It's just what I've always wanted.

Men are bigger liars than women, says poll

How dare they suggest us men are bigger liars.

Can't stop, must get back to my top celeb party onboard my £45million luxery yacht

Men are bigger liars? That's a lie!

Kanta wrote: Men are bigger liars than women, says poll

And usually more muscular too.

Interesting:

"5. I'm on my way."
"5. I've got a headache."

Peculiar:

"2. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it."

...I use that one a lot.

If you gonna lie make sure you don't get caught.

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