Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:36 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:55 am
JMJ to the cameraman - "I'm going to get him drunk, then that hat will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine"
"We run out of toilet paper, then when I ask for some more this is what they gave me"
"Jean Michel will be pleased, another court letter from Dreyfus, this time for saying the word 'OXYGENE'. . . . . "
Man on left - "That's urine in those glasses . . . . They don't call this the RECYCLE BAR for nothing! . . . Maybe best if I tell the French guy before he takes a sip"
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:59 am
Oh manMr. Tung wrote:"We run out of toilet paper, then when I ask for some more this is what they gave me"
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:09 am
Vicor spotted with French bloke to test a new brand of blood of Jesus, made in the Bordeaux area.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:19 am
At a local doping test:
"Cheers! We're going to drink it now!"
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:49 pm
yuck! 
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:37 pm
*waiting for tung* 
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:50 pm
Ooooeeerrrr missusGeeJee wrote:*waiting for tung*
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:56 pm
"So, Mr Bond, we meet again"
"Package for Mr Jarre, package for Mr Jarre, I have a package from 'Godfather Guns' for a Mr Jarre"
"How many travel cases full of white shirts amd jackets does Jean Michel need?"
"Do you get the impression that the hotel will not let us in"
"I think Jean Michel got the wrong idea when we said 'shall we case the joint' . . . "
Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:39 pm
"This new Nintendo Wii tennis game is a lot of fun"
"Bloody hell, that fart I sqeezed out may have been quite, but damn it stinks"
"It was me!"
Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:54 pm
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:09 pm
"This worthless electric fly swatter works better by squeezing them directly with your fingers..."
"There's another one...got ya, filthy animal"
"Allright folks! This house is clear from disgusting insects, exept for the bug in Domino's right ear... *SSSHWAPP!!* EEEEEEUHHH...!?!
Man from the audience: "I buy one wrapped in...do you have change for a dollar?
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:58 am
Men in black fight off white illuminated alien
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:13 am
"we are the men in black, synthesized and ready"
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 1:56 pm
"Hello, is that room service?. I have just come up to my room and found it trashed,. Could you tell me who had the room before me? . . . . Oh, a Mr Tung, that figures"
"I like my melons this big"
"Some people think all those vintage synths I have on stage are real . . . . they're not, they are cardboard cut-outs. I only have one synth"
"What the fans don't realise is that I'm not wearing any trousers."
"If the pope has a pope mobile, then I want something similar"