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Jean Michel Jarre hears the news of what his fans are planning to do to get their own back on FDM for the removal of videos from YouTube


At tonights Music Awards Ceremony, Jean Michel Jarre was pleased to hear that he was to be awarded an oscar . . . . .


. . . . . but unimpressed to see it was not what he thought it would be


At tonights Music Awards Ceremony, Jean Michel Jarre was pleased to hear that he was to be awarded an oscar for his acheivements in music . . . . .


. . . . . to then ask later . . . . "Where do I put the midi cable?"

AnDrOiD wrote:He might be funny, but can he dance the robot? Image

That is why Mr. Tung is a funny man and you are a funny robot.

JMJ: "Our new bodyguard is doing a great job."

Francis: "Yeah...duude...so you just watch it..."

Claude: "Woff!"





"I WANT YOU, for an opinion. Visit the forums, JMJ commands you"

". . . . . do the okey kokey kokey, do the okey kokey kokey, do the okey kokey kokey, that's what it's all about."


During one of his concerts, JMJ finds a banana skin left on the stage floor by Dominic


"FDM, you tosser" sorry, couldn't resist


"Hmmmm, what's this sticker say? . . . . THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING THE IAN DURY & THE BLOCKHEADS 'RYTHEM STICK'. TO PLAY, PLUG INTO THE NEAREST MAINS, SELECT IAN DURY TRACK AND SING THE WORDS 'Hit me with your rythem stick, hit me slowly, hit me quick, hit me, hit me, hit me' . . . ",

"Hey guys. I think I'm getting the hang of this new controller for my Nintendo Wii"

"FDM, you tosser"
"Just when I was ready to hand over an old banana to you, Dominique took it"

Funny as always

"If you're not going to let me stand in the middle of the picture, then I'm going home. . . . right, I'm outta here"


JMJ Muttering under his breath - "That's the last ****ing time I play at the Royal Albert ****ing Hall. Look what ****ing happened when part of the ****ing stage fell on me"


"Hell yeah, the Fairlight is VERY versatle. Not only can I use this for my sampling, but I can play Pac-Man on it too"


Voice from hehind the door - "Jean Michel, can you check if I have left the cooker on . . . I can hear bubbling sounds"

Voice from behind the wall - OI!!!! Turn the bloody noise down, Some of us are trying sleep.

Voice from behind the wall, "Jean Michel, turn that lovely noise up. It’s really helping me sleep."

"On these frequenses you use to hear voices from the dead people...there it is again...listen...it says; *Ooohixygene...*
Nope. That was just the neighbour snoring again. Never mind..."

JMJ to himself - "Some normal people give me records, CDs, posters, books to sign. Oh no, not this clown, they give me a bloody plate"


JMJ to himself - "I'll give it another 24 hours before I see this for sale on eBay"


"Somebody changed the settings on my synth. Who changed the settings on my synth?. I wont get angry, trust me, I'm keeping calm. I'm showing no signs of anger"

"Your listening too JARRE FM, coming in your ears. At 2pm today we have a medley of great synthesizer hits, while this evening there will be another live peformance from my kitchen. So stay tuned for that. Coming right up after this break, we have the mid day news and weather."

Is there gonna be a radio phone-in?