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"I am not sulking, I just don't want to take my shirt off. I love this shirt, all 1,328 of them"


To resolve the resturant issue from last year, JMJ has agreed to stage another concert in China as a way of an apolgy to Mr Tung and his resturant buisness. The concert will be called "Concert For Prawn Crackers"


JARRE - "Jeeze, what a scary looking face behind me, and that painting also gives be the creeps"


"I also vote there should NOT be a T&T follow-up album"


As plans for "Concert For Prawn Crackers" goes ahead - JMJ - "We will have stalls selling fresh prawn crackers, here, here and here"


"Come and get your frsh prawn crackers. Buy one, get one free, come and get them while they're fresh"

"When I'm a big boy, I wan't to play with keyboards and wear white shirts"

JMJ - "It's the last time I come to this hairdressers. Have you seen what you've
done to my hair?"


Meanwhile, at the auditions for the new film version of 'Saturday Night Fever'


Our beloved superhero MR BANANAMAN was luckily on time again today when he caught yet another victim who fell fowl to a banana skin left on the floor. Keeping up to his legendary ways, Mr Bananaman said "Do not fear, Mr Bananaman is here"


JMJ, the oldest swinger in town. . . . . . . Well he is, he's 60 now.


JMJ - "Just testing, but does my breath smell?"

"Huh, how the f*** did you get up there?"


"Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, finally played the whole Oxy 2 plucks sequence without making a single mistake . . . CHAPION, chapion, chapion"


". . . . . and this is one of 10 rare VCS's left working in the world. . . . . . . . . sh*t, dropped it. . . . . this is one of only 9 rare VCS's left working in the world. . . . . "

Mr. Tung wrote:Image
"Huh, how the f*** did you get up there?"

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"Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, finally played the whole Oxy 2 plucks sequence without making a single mistake . . . CHAPION, chapion, chapion"

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". . . . . and this is one of 10 rare VCS's left working in the world. . . . . . . . . sh*t, dropped it. . . . . this is one of only 9 rare VCS's left working in the world. . . . . "

MEGALOWL at the last one

JM: "When is this FOOKING metro coming... I need to stage a concert in 6 minutes..."



JM: "OK, so we won't have Pizza. But do we really need to break up?"

"tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock"


"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, roynd and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round. . . . . "


"I need the toilet. . . . . . . . . . . . aaaahhhhhhh, that's better"

"Naughty, naughty, don't do that again"


"I'm gonna get that fly"

Jarre confesses that since their Marriage he and Anne have become inseperable,



infact Jarre has taken to carrying Anne in his suit breast Pocket"

"Emily...I'm not going out on the royal Albert Hall stage wearing this hideous suit...



"Well I'll drag you onto the stage then father"












Jarre finally hangs up his Synthesizers and decides to try his acting skills by auditioning for Joseph and the technicolour dreamcoat

Jarre reveals how he manages to look so good at 60.....



"I get my picture taken with Ugly people this makes me look good in comparison"

Today, JMJ revealed his secret to looking so young at 60. . . .

L'Oreal... because you're worth it!

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L'Oreal... because you're worth it!