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"This new diet, I lost 14 stone in a day"

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"Nan noo, nan noo, shazbot" - JMJ is to appear in the new TV version of "Morky & Mindy"

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JMJ DENIES ALL RUMORS THAT HE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED IN PARIS's RED LIGHT DISTRICT

I can´t see the pictures.

"3 days after the release, and you haven´t bought it yet? Aren´t you ashamed of yourself?!"

"The dvd is released with two lots of format: 2D version and a 3D version. The 3D version, THE 3D VERSION, that 3D version will transmit a signal though the glasses lenses and into the mortel human brain. The result will make all those that watch go into their local music store and buy my complete back catalogue. Upon doing this I will then conquer the world. I will be the master of electronic music. The saviour of the synths. The god upon which the whole music industry will look upon, muuuuuwwwwwhhhhaaa . . . . . . and the dvd has some nice special features too"


"Lets read through this again - Jean Michel Jarre: My Life - I was born in Lyon. I learned to play music. I play synthesizers and I love fireworks. I have also sold a lot of albums. . . . Hmmmmmm, bit on the short side me thinks"


JMJ WAS ASKED TODAY TO HOW LONG HE HAS BEEN WITH THE REST OF 'KRAFTWERK'


"2 loafs, one box of cornflakes, some baggles, one tub of low fat spreadable butter, washing up liquid, 6 pack of toilets rolls, 6 pack of Mars Bars. . . . . . "


After almost 9 months waiting, Jarre is releived to hear that his beloved Jaguar has finally been recovered from the roadside after breaking down

As again it's fantastic. All of you well done.

regarding JM's start of his concerts as of today, I want to remind all of you again to try VERY HARD to follow GeeJee's request in the title bar of this very topic. Thank you.

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Dreyfus - "You got a match?"
Jarre - "Yes, my arse, your face!"

That's one of the funniest captions I've ever read!!

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good boy this year.
I want a Mellotron, a new Laser Harp, a mixing console, and all my back royalties from Disques Dreyfus. There's milk and cookies by the fireplace.

Love,
Jean Michel

Hehe also a good one

""As you can see, I like my 5-a-day"


"What?, no, sorry, I am here to watch the football match, not perform at it"


JMJ - "look, the joke is very simple, why did the chicken cross the road. What part of that is NOT funny."


"My luck's in tonight. . . If only I can get rid of that old fella"


JMJ to man - "that's one serious looking mole"


"Still can't get this radio to work"


Man on right to Dreyfus - "I thought Jean Michel Jarre was taller and had more hair?"


"It's alive, ALIVE!"

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"Here you have him folks - the current owner of the Music For Supermarkets vinyl album."

You know zee deeference between me and Vangelis? Ah make zees look GOOD!

Suddenly, one from the audience shouts: "Yo, bro!"

"You put your right leg out, your right leg in, in, out, in, out and shake it all about, you do the okeykokey and you turn around, that's what it's all about"

2 minutes later. . . . . . .


"Altogether now!. . . . . . . do the okeykokeykokey, do the okeykokeykokey, do the okeykokeykokey. . . . . "


"If the instructions read right, the switch for turing this light saber on is here"

1 second later


Voooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

During an interview today, JMJ is now regretting eating at Mr Tungs resturant again. He fears someone may have spiked his food.

JMJ is trying to explain to sir Vangelis and his question - exactly what went wrong there in the latest Variation III performance?