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edit: removed by myself, as I seemed to be carried away too much and not thinking too far...

CLUBMIX wrote: edit: removed by myself, as I seemed to be carried away too much and not thinking too far...

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"Wow, wasn't expectingt that"

"Look into my eyes, not around my eyes but into my eyes. . . . . your under. . . . now go into your nearest music store and buy ALL my albums . . . 1,2,3, your back in the room"


"Oi. . . . . . . come back with my car"


"Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up"


MEAN WHILE, AT 'MADAM MARIES VIDEO LOVE BOUTIQUE' - "Hello, my name is Jean Michel. I am a musician. I am famous. I have a home in Paris. I am a millionare. Sold millions of albums. . . . . . Oh, and I have a big organ, so come and have a tinkle on it, ding dong"

"Are you related to a Mr Tung?. . . . . . No, thats good, I will have one crispy duck and boiled rice please."


"Hello, reception?, this is JMJ in room 112. Could you send someone to clean the room?"


"Oh yes baby, yes, yes, you know I like it like that, yes, yes"


AT THE RECENT ANNUAL CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKE AWARDS, Mr Adams of London WON 1st PLACE IN THE JMJ CATAGORY


"I'm sure I know who I am. There is no need to remind me"


"Not many people here at Rimberts concert. . . . . . Unlike mine - who's the daddy, who's the daddy"

CLUBMIX wrote:edit: removed by myself, as I seemed to be carried away too much and not thinking too far...

Can you pliz, pliz, pliz PM your creation!

yes, I could, but I won't... And that's got nothing to do with you personally... It was just something I said in a rude way.... It was no caption, but a reaction about all the other captions before.... but in a manner that was absolutely not appropriate to say it this way.


so, please back ontopic now

Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhh "can somebody get me a foot pump, she's going down quicker than the Titanic!"


OLD BLOKE ON LEFT - "Jean Michel Jarre walks into a pub with a crocadile. He asks the barman 'do you serve musicians?' and the barman says 'yes' and Jarre says 'I will have a pint of lager and Rick Wakeman for my crocadile'"

"Yeah, yeah, I am the man in black, master of the keyboards"


"What do you mean, who drank the radioactive bottle of water?"


JMJ AS SEEN FROM THE RIMBERT MOUTH CAM


"Holy crap, whats that big red thing coming towards me?"


CAMERAMAN TO JMJ - "you look positively glowing"

"EAT ME! I am an egg."



"This new blu laser harp is a real mess to play."



JMJ hiding in the Red Light Districts

REPORTER - Could you tell me when you have your next album out Mr Vangelis?


"I only have one-pair of hands you know"

EDIT: fixed links

JMJ: "You will repeat after me....I LOVE JEAN MICHEL JARRE. HE IS MUCH BETTER THAN VANGELIS. I WILL BUY HIS NEW ALBUM AND LISTEN TO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN..."
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/thejarrecol ... ew%202.jpg

Charlotte: "Hold still, dear, you've got a zit..."
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/thejarrecol ... w%2011.jpg

Jarre introduces his band for the Paris concerts:
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/thejarrecol ... ew%203.jpg

"You would look depressed too if you had to wear a shirt like this!"


"Anyone seen Francis?. . . . . . . He's about this tall"


BLOKES ON RIGHT TO ONE ANOTHER - "That make a change from seeing camels passing through here"


"It's the best sand castle I can make without a bucket and spade"

"This new diet, I lost 14 stone in a day"


"Nan noo, nan noo, shazbot" - JMJ is to appear in the new TV version of "Morky & Mindy"


JMJ DENIES ALL RUMORS THAT HE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED IN PARIS's RED LIGHT DISTRICT

"Damn this toothache is killing me...where is that silly dentist?"



"Now we've all got the same dentist, can you believe it!!"

LOL @ Eq5