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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:21 pm
by Jon
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:26 pm
by Velodynamic

Pls stop, you're killing me E5!

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:28 pm
by Firecobra22
Equinoxe5 wrote:Image
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Jeaney!"
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"I think I need a bigger studio as it's a bit tight in here"
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"Hello, I'm your musical window cleaner"
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KNOCK KNOCK
"Hello, could I interest you in. . . . . ."
SLAM!
"Ouch, my nose"
You're really getting a kick outta this doncha

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:37 pm
by Jon
REPORTER - "Jean Michel, could you tell us some more about your next album?"
JMJ -
"Yes, when I finished my shower"
AND NEW FOR CHRISTMAS 2007, THE ALL NEW 'Jean Michel Jarre Window Toy'. NOW YOU CAN TAKE JMJ WITH YOU, ANYWHERE, ANY TIME WITH THIS NEW TOY. JUST SIMPLY ATTACH HIM TO ANY GLASS PAYNE USING THE SUCTION CUPS AND SIT BACK AND ENJOY. SO DONT DELAY, BUY TODAY.
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:46 pm
by Velodynamic
"As a Mac user I really start to getting a hang of this...MS Windows? Naah..."
"Hello Phillip Glass. Now I know how you feel."
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:30 pm
by Jarp2600

Omg, I'm laughing my arse off here!

Equinoxe5, you're a genius

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:42 am
by AnDrOiD
Ze original Oxygene was recorded in my kitchen. Zis new version waz recorded in my shower... actually.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:14 am
by Jon
I'm taking the day off today (not feeling to good) so I will have a lot more new Jarre captions up later.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:10 pm
by Quicky
AnDrOiD wrote:Image
Ze original Oxygene was recorded in my kitchen. Zis new version waz recorded in my shower... actually.
Lol, this thread is hilarious

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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:15 pm
by Equinoxe
"FFS....Will somebody put this bloody Laser Harp the right way up before I scorch my Nose"....
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:41 pm
by Jon
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:47 pm
by Analog-Umph
OK Equinoxe5, here's the next one:

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:48 pm
by Finaero
Uh, Kanta? I already apologized to you about the video...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:05 pm
by Jon

After studying his home 'cctv' footage, Nico finds out who it was that broke into his home to use his Roland JP8000

FLAP! FLAP! FLAP!
"I can fly, I can fly"

When asked who it was that farted and cleared the stage, Lech Walesa points to the only culprit
"I ask for a Limo to arrive at the concert in style, and what do they send me!. . . . "

THE NEW LINE-UP FOR THE 2008 "Village People Re-union" HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:10 pm
by Jon
". . . . and the new album will include. . . . . . . . awwwwweeee, ahhhhhhh, my guts are turning since I had that curry last night"
". . . I will. . . . . have to. . . . get . . . . one of . . . . . these. . . . vibrating. . . . . seats. . . myself. . . . "