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"Right, back to this crossword. O.K, 4 down, name given to something/someone who pretends to do somthing, begining with 'M', hmmmmmm, pass on that one. Next one, 11 across, electronic musical instrument that creates sounds via filters, begins with 'S' and has a 'Z' in there too, hmmmmmm, not easy this one. Come back to those later. O.K, 5 down, French keyboard composer, 5 letters starting with 'J', I should know this one. Let me think, 'J', 'J'. . . "


"Oh damn it!, run out of toilet paper again. What to use, what to use."

"Do you mind. I'm on the toilet!"

IN THE NEWS TODAY - French keyboard wizard Jean Michel Jarre is pleased to announce. . . . . . . he has finally compleated the easy crossword puzzle for under 15's.


". . . . . . . the phantom of the opera is now, inside your mind!"


"I have switched that on, and pressed this, and turned that, and still I can't get this camping cooker to work"


JEAN MICHEL JARRE COMMENTS ON HIS LATEST PROJECT - "After 6 full days in my studio, I am pleased to say that I have finally finished that crossword."


MAN OUT OF SIGHT - "O.K Jean Michel, if you can just stand still for the next photo!"
JMJ - "Is that a £10 note that someone has dropped on the floor. . . That's mine"


MEAN WHILE - Back in China, on live television, JMJ is taunted by fans of Mr Tung. as they offer him out for another food fight. . . . .


. . . . . followed by a poster campaign


Following much consideration, JMJ goes into hiding to prepare for the next Tung wars. Jean Michel cleverly disguises himself as John "The Elephant Man" Merrick. . . . . . And to coax Mr Tungs warriors out. . . .


. . . a live concert is performed using stand-in's. But a evil Mr Tung see's right through Jarres clever plan as the Francis Rimbert look-a-like doesn't seem convincing enough.

"As a spokes person for France, I would like to apologise to all my fellow country men and woman that pop quizes are NOT my strongest point"


JMJ to man "The button that turns my hearing from normal analogue into 5.1 is just behind my left ear, as you can see"


"How do you get the Ken Bruce show on this?"


MAN SHOUTING DOWN TO JMJ FROM SKYSCRAPER - "Oi you, yes you down there. Will you shut the f*** up. I'm trying to watch repeats of 'Dallas' here. . . . . Bloody tourists."


THE POLICE RELEASED THIS IMAGE TODAY OF THE MAN THEY WANT TO QUESTION IN CONNECTION WITH THE THEFT OF 400,000,000 VOLTS OF ELECTRICTY IN THE CITY OF HOUSTON, CAUSING WIDESPREAD LIGHT DIMMING.


DREYFUS MUSIC RELEASE ANOTHER JMJ COMPILATION ALBUM TO TIE IN WITH THE 30th ANNIVERSARY RELEASE OF 'Oxygene'

Someone should make a Scrapbook of these and give them as a 60th B'day present to Jarre next year...

LOL yes, he would laugh a lot

Nico_Noyau wrote:LOL yes, he would laugh a lot

or throw it at the donor

Nico_Noyau wrote:LOL yes, he would laugh a lot

yes he would laff alot... That shows how fans do understand Jarre

IMAGE FROM LAST NIGHTS CONCERT OF JMJ PERFORMING AT 'LEGO LAND WINDSOR' (U.K). JMJ SAID "It is the first time I have performed from a model village but I have always wanted to do smaller venues"


"I must get some better lighting in here. For the past hour I thought I was playing on my guitar. No wonder I can't find the strings"


"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, ah, morning, hey, what the hell are you doing in my bedroom?"


"Hey Jean Michel, these are the glasses you should be wearing while playing the laser harp"


"This is an exact scale image of the smaller venues I have planned for this year"


"McDonalds drive-through, yes, it's over there"


AT THE RECENT KEN BRUCE SHOW, JMJ IS ASKED ABOUT NAMING ANOTHER JERRY LEE LEWIS SONG "What?, sorry, maybe I'm from another planet. Where am I?, what day is it?"


TWANG, TWANG, TWANG, TWANG, TWANG, TWANG, TWANG, PLONK (dodgy last note)


MAN OFF CAMERA - Hey Jarre, can you stop putting your hands in the laser beams as you keep setting the buildings burgular alarms off"

Jean Michel Jarre was unable to comment today on why the new 'Oxygene 30th Anniversary' set is to be delayed as he was too busy hiding behind his newspaper


"I'm sorry about the new albums delay, but due to all these years miming, I forgot how to actually play"


"Anyone know of a good reliable record company?"


Jean Michel Jarre was seen today looking through his local newspaper classified section, looking for a record company for his next release


There were celebrations today when JMJ actually recorded and released an album on time


"I would like to thank everyone for coming to my show. I hope to see you again in the near future, around the same time as this concert is released on cd and dvd"

I was just about to say get your anger out in the Caption Thread.

Da daaaaaaaaaaaa ↑↑↑↑

"I would like to end this dispute with Mr Tung by agreeing to pay for the resturant bill IN FULL from the sales of my new album 'Oxygene 3D'"


MEAN WHILE, BACK IN CHINA - Supporters of Mr Tung hear of the new albums delay and take to the streets to protest, thinking that Jarre has no intentions of paying the bill


"Hehe, Jean Michel thinks I have nipped to the toilet, but I have left him to foot the bill"


Jean Michel Jarre is asked how many copies of the 'Teo & Tea' album was sold - worldwide

Sorry, but who or what is mr Tung???