BlahBlahCafe - Jean-Michel Jarre forum

First I was like: Dude what ya looking at...

And then I lol'd

"Look! Claude bit me...and that really hurts!!"

MEAN WHILE, AT A CELEBRITY AUCTION HOUSE IN FRANCE

Auctioner - "And who will start the bid on this rare priceless Ming Dynesty vase that Jean Michel Jarre is holding"

JMJ - "Oh sh*t!"



"Francis. . . . . I've had another electric shock off your ARP"


Anna - "He loves me. . . he loves me not. . . he loves me. . . he loves me not . . . Beejebbers, funny smell around here. It's not pig, it's not cow, it's not sheep. . . . it's bullsh**"


JMJ - "F*** off!




"Look interesting. Look to the side. Look distant. Look swarve. Look sofisticated. . . . . Hmmmm, really fancy a bag of Haribo"


"Guess whose just chomped through an entire bag of Haribo?. . . ."


JMJ - "Look, the joke is quite simple. . . . . Why did the chicken cross the road?"


"I assure you I have not touched a single drop of alchohol"

Excellent

"Bum-bum-chicky-chicky-bum-bum-chicky-chicky-wah-wah-chicky-chicky-bum-bum-chicky-chicky-wah-wah-chicka-wah-wah-ticka-ticka-ticka-uh-uh-uh-bumpt-taaaaaa"


"Welcome everyone for coming along too this special UNESCO - United Nations Electronic Synthesizer Collectors Organisation"


"I see that cheeky chappy Jon is taking the p*ss out of me again over on the BlahBlahCafe"


"Francis, I have told you before mate, you have been ripped off with that eBay item. There is no such thing as a 'Tenori-Off'. . . . "


"When I said I would except a back hander from Anna, I was expecting a out-of-court divorce settlement fee, not a smack in the face"

"and now the sound of the Citroen DS...it sounds like *brrrrrrrssshk-brrrrrrrrrh-kkkh-prrrrrr...*
...where're you all going?



"Usually I'm deleting my web history before Anne borrow the lap-top. Last time I forgot."



-"All this "hocus-pocus" just to toast some bread?"
-"Eh jah, but them broden pops out all by them selfs!"



"Somehow the ocean/wind effects ran amok so we desided to add the real thing this time.
The tsunami should arrive in any minute now."



They kicked me out on the street claiming that the sign at the back of my head was too much..."schnobs".



"You must be joking. I asked for a pocket calculator."

JMJ: Listen Anne, I'm with MiVo now...

JMJ: "Hello Evangelos! No, I haven't seen your precious CS80, and eet eez certainly nowhere near my stage!"

or

Reporter: "M. Jarre, there are certain sources that claim you knew of Francis Dreyfus' death two hours in advance!"
JMJ: "Who? Me? Eeeeehh... Someone must have meesunderstood me or somezing..."


In Soviet Russia, picture looks at YOU!!


JMJ: "What ze hell am I doeeng here, who am I zat I'm carryeeng her handbag and all..."


JMJ: "Look, when I said I want to put a 32-voice polysynth eento a 19" rack, I meant I also want to be able to close ze rack again afterwards!"


JMJ: "O hai! I'm just writeeng some critiques on my own albums for Amazon..."

or

JMJ: "Look, zees ees ze whole equipment I'm going to need for my 2011 tour!"

or

JMJ: "Xils 3? On stage? Me?"


Looks like the Mozilla Foundation wasn't the highest bidder for ad space floating above Jean Michel's head.


Interviewer: "Nice MPC there! Does it boot JJOS, too?"
JMJ: "Actually, eet boots JMJOS! JJOS eez just a Japanese rip-off, and Tetsuya Komuro eez behind eet!"
Interviewer: "And what do I see there in the background?"
JMJ: "Zat's ze world's one and only custom-made Two-Voice rack version! Eet's one of a kind, I keed you not, and eet was very complicated to make!"

"I think they misheard me when I said I wanted to meet Oprah (Winfrey)"

Martman wrote:JMJ: "Zat's ze world's one and only custom-made Two-Voice rack version! Eet's one of a kind, I keed you not, and eet was very complicated to make!"

FYI: That's two racked SEM-modules over there. It's not that uncommon and they were certainly not custom made for JMJ.

JMJ - "Ahhhh, but Mr Tung, if I were to compose a new peice of music for the opening of your new multi-media restaurant, would I have money deducted from my bill for the set-course meal that me and Francis had some time ago that Francis forgot to pay for when we left?"


"Forget about HOW I got in here, I'm still trying to figure out how to get OUT. . . . I've been here for days"


"I've dated AND married worse. . . . "


JMJ - "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Francis - "Here we go AGAIN!"


"I will release a studio album when I'm good and ready. . . I will tour America when I'm good and ready. . . I will actually stick to my words when I'm good and ready. . . "


JMJ - "Those two diamond rings on that hand will be in my pocket in, 5,4,3,2,1. . . . "


"This has to be the worst fruit machine I have ever played on"

JMJ - ". . . . . and I can play a synthesizer with. . . . . . . one finger. Beat that Mr Eno"

Well is it me or is Eno looking at JMJ like he's a foolish clown.. the facial expression of the bloke behind him doesn't help either..

Probably they're amazed how you can sputter your speach that badly from just a bottle of water.

"Ok ol' buddy just a bit faster and you might be able catching up with mrs ARP2600 here... (stomping the beat with one foot)"