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Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:27 pm**

This is very very funny!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:49 pm**

After his 30th album flops and he loses his fanbase, Jarre decides to audition for Lawrence Of Arabia, but looks a right twit!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:22 pm**

Mangiafuoco: "And let'sa introduce to you ur new'a puppett: Jeann Michell'a Pinocchio!"

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:00 pm**

JMJ gets swamped by members of Mr Tungs family

A photograph of a endangered specie and a panda

Man to his son - "Yes son, he's the one who didn't pay the bill"

Man infront of counter - "Do you have anything by Vangelis, NOT by that French bloke"
Shop assistant - "You mean JMJ, the bloke behind you!"
Man infront of counter - "Oh sh*t!"

Man to shop assistant - "Now wonder it wont play, your trying to fit a record into a casssette player"

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:06 am**

Mr Tung (in front of counter): "Yes' I am taking all the albums. That should cover at least half the unpaid bill"

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:37 pm**

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:39 pm**

You guys have too much time on your hands....

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:59 am**

at the take-away

Customer: two oxygene and one equinoxe to go please...

***

JMJ: now he's crossed a line... tung's selling bootlegs of my albums to get it his way. but if that's what it takes, i'm sure gonna tell him it's inappropriate!

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Customer: do you have Jarre?
Clerk: you mean tomatoe soop?

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JMJ: fuckme... i know the lad on that picture.

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Customer: hey, psst! what's in the drawers?
Clerk: mmmmushrooms.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:58 pm**

POLITE NOTICE

Mr Tungs restaurant will be re-opend shortly due to extensive redecoration

(blame the food fight for that!)

Posted: **Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:41 pm**

"I'm sorry guys - I had to crash that Harley down - way down town..."

"...Btw, Mr Tungs is now offering Pizza! Eating sticks for free."

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:50 am**

JMJ receives the bravery award for defeating the evil resturant lord Mr Tung

JMJ celebrates his victory in the only way he knows best. . . .

. . . but a furious Mr Tung demands a public apology from Jarre

JMJ, Mr Tung and Mr Tungs lawyer before the public apology

JMJ makes his public apology

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:01 am**

Excellent.

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:45 pm**

"If I hide down here in this corner behind this newspaper, Mr Tung and the rest of his family won't be able to find me"

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:47 pm**

"Note to one's self: must not look conspicuous, must not look conspicuous!"

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:13 pm**

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