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The Jarre Caption Thread


Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:27 pm
Electric Dragon


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This is very very funny!!
Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:49 pm
Electric Dragon


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After his 30th album flops and he loses his fanbase, Jarre decides to audition for Lawrence Of Arabia, but looks a right twit!!
Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:22 pm
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Mangiafuoco: "And let'sa introduce to you ur new'a puppett: Jeann Michell'a Pinocchio!"
Post Posted Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:00 pm
Jon


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JMJ gets swamped by members of Mr Tungs family

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A photograph of a endangered specie and a panda

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Man to his son - "Yes son, he's the one who didn't pay the bill"

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Man infront of counter - "Do you have anything by Vangelis, NOT by that French bloke"
Shop assistant - "You mean JMJ, the bloke behind you!"
Man infront of counter - "Oh sh*t!"

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Man to shop assistant - "Now wonder it wont play, your trying to fit a record into a casssette player"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:06 am
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Mr Tung (in front of counter): "Yes' I am taking all the albums. That should cover at least half the unpaid bill"
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Post Posted Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:37 pm
Jon


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:nod:
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:39 pm
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You guys have too much time on your hands.... :P
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Post Posted Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:59 am
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at the take-away

Customer: two oxygene and one equinoxe to go please...

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JMJ: now he's crossed a line... tung's selling bootlegs of my albums to get it his way. but if that's what it takes, i'm sure gonna tell him it's inappropriate!

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Customer: do you have Jarre?
Clerk: you mean tomatoe soop?

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JMJ: fuckme... i know the lad on that picture.

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Customer: hey, psst! what's in the drawers?
Clerk: mmmmushrooms.
:mrgreen:
Post Posted Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:58 pm
Jon


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POLITE NOTICE

Mr Tungs restaurant will be re-opend shortly due to extensive redecoration






(blame the food fight for that!)
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:41 pm
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"I'm sorry guys - I had to crash that Harley down - way down town..."

"...Btw, Mr Tungs is now offering Pizza! Eating sticks for free."
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits."
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE
Post Posted Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:50 am
Jon


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JMJ receives the bravery award for defeating the evil resturant lord Mr Tung

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JMJ celebrates his victory in the only way he knows best. . . .

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. . . but a furious Mr Tung demands a public apology from Jarre

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JMJ, Mr Tung and Mr Tungs lawyer before the public apology

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JMJ makes his public apology
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:01 am
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Excellent. Image :clap2:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016
Post Posted Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:45 pm
Jon


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"If I hide down here in this corner behind this newspaper, Mr Tung and the rest of his family won't be able to find me"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:47 pm
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"Note to one's self: must not look conspicuous, must not look conspicuous!"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)

"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
Post Posted Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:13 pm
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:nod:
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Concerts attended:
Théâtre Marigny, Paris - 2007
Symphony Hall, Birmingham - 2008
RAH, London - 2008
Wembley Arena, London - 2009
NIA, Birmingham - 2009
POP Bercy, Paris - 2010
NIA, Birmingham - 2010
O2 Arena, London - 2010
Zénith Aréna, Lille - 2010
Port Hercule, Monaco - 2011
TUI Arena, Hannover - 2011
Festival International de Carthage - 2013
Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - 2016







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