Policeman:So let me check this is right, Mr Jarre, you say that in 1993 you paid some kids £10 to "watch your tour bus" when you arrived in Manchester and it disappeared... You've left it a bit late to report it, haven't you?
Our goal in life is to overcome obstacles placed in our way without destroying them, so that those who follow us may share in our triumphs.
"You. . . . Yes, YOU!. . . . . get down to Mr Tungs Restuarant for a great night out. But don't tell him I sent you. . . . . I still owe him for my last meal there"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)
"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
JMJ - "That's me done. . . . . . I'm off down to the Hogwarts Theme Park"
JMJ - "With a grip like that from Brian, I want to break free. . . . "
Mr Theromin. . . . . . talk to the hand as the face doesn't wan't to know. . . . "
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)
"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
"Francis. . . . . I think there's a problem with the camera's flash"
"Damn. . . . . I know they were experimenting with new camera ideas for my tour, but when did they include penis cam?"
"Oh-yeah baby. . . . . whose the man!"
"Oh. . . . . . . really. . . . . . . "
"Don't know about you, Francis. . . . . but I'm crap at this new digital version of Sudoku"
"You. . . . . yes YOU!. . . . . . . I know where you live and I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish . . . . But in the mean time, enjoy the VIP back stage pass"
Jarre concerts attended - Destination Docklands 1988 - Paris La Defense 1990 - Europe In Concert 1993 (Manchester & London) - Oxygene Tour 1997 (Birmingham)
"A group of men and woman entered the laboratory one month ago to live in a smell free world. Body odour, sweaty arms pits and smelly feet are to create the energy to survive. A total mystery surrounds this experiment, and it's project code name: B.O and Smell'i "
JMJ: "This thing just pops and it feels funny, like plastic bubbles cracking..."
FR: "I can really recommend you finish the unboxing of the product before using it."
JMJ: "Oh...ok...I knew that."
From the back: "Jean Michel - stop playing around in the deep plate and eat your breakfast milk naaooow!"
"What's this? Didn't I shaved just yesterday?"
"The worst thing in any form of art is to be betrayed by your own habits." - JEAN MICHEL JARRE