Blah Blah Cafe, the Jean-Michel Jarre forum

[Jon]

JMJ - "Oh ffs, not again. How can the same sh*t happen to the same guy twice . . . . Trust me, I paid the bill tonight at Mr Prevlovs Resturant."


HEADLINES READ - 'Police Storm Mr Prevlovs Resturant After French Keyboard Wizard Doesn't Pay Bill


"Hopefully, if I remain behind this newspaper, no one will spot me leaving the country. . . . "


MAN ON RIGHT - "Hey, Merkin, look!, another item to our vintage collection"


JMJ - "I prefer this Russian outlet of IKEA. . . . . Better choice"

[Elisabeth]

Elisabeth:" I choose the bodyguard in the middle!"

[mathetes1963]

Mr. Jarre, having consumed an inordinate amount of Vodka, is helped to his hotel room wedged between the shoulders of two helpful KGB agents.


And here, a Muscovite demonstrates the newest Russian household gadget: The Head Opener.

[Velodynamic]

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And here, a Muscovite demonstrates the newest Russian household gadget: The Head Opener.

10 points

[Jon]

"I hold in my hand, pure Oxygene . . . from me to you"


". . . . . . so I said to them 'Look, the bill at Mr Prevlovs Resturant was paid'. . . . I gave Claude the money."


"I've been rumbled. . . . . I used the money on this funky gadget"

[Kanta]

The three men above in a line-up at the local police station.
behind the screen, "It is most definitely the middle man who stole my heart."

[Velodynamic]

"You talkin' to me?"


(TAXI DRIVER)

[Kanta]

JMJ - "Hmm, I am not impressed with the page 3 girls."

[Aneka65]

Elisabeth okey .

[Elisabeth]

..and this is the end of the metamorphoses...Jarre did end up as a cartoon doll..Technicolor 1!

[mathetes1963]

JMJ: "Who are you guys?"
KGB: "Who, us? Vell, um, vee are not Russian Secret Police, anyvay!"

[Elisabeth]

Jarre thinking: "Did I hear right when they said they were from KGB?"



"Well MR. Jarre we don't leave you before you promise us to teach us playing Oxygene 4"

Jarre" That would be a pleasure..but you are both standing up on my feet!"



"We are two cool men from Russia,we can do jiu jitsu tricks!"

Jarre: "That is nothing to boast about...I am from France and i did kung-fu trick on an elephant!"

[Jon]

"this crossword is not as easy as I first thought. . . . . . . . 9 letters across, hmmmmmmmm. . . . name given to an electronic keyboard that creates sounds. . . starts with a 's' and has a 'z' in there. . . . tough one. . . . . . Francis, Francis, where are you?"


"Bleeding hell, the wifes on page 3!"


"I'm begining to think that we made a big mistake coming to Tailands new airport"

[Jon]

"Look what I found outside my hotel door this morning. . . . . . 2 of the members from Kraftwerk. . . . . "


JMJ - "These are the guys from KGB . . . . . Kraftwerks Gone Bonkers"

[Kanta]

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JMJ - "Hmm, I am not impressed with the page 3 girls."

HMM Kanta 3 girls,Elisabeth+ Aneka .

..then he would be impressed..if we were in that news paper!